Sleepwalk

Something a little kid does. When they get up, they can find themselves having sex with their dog, their sister, their mother... or worse, their gay sex partner!

Ugh... *Awakens*
.. *Blink Blink*

Where am I?

(You hear an "Uhhhhh" from the man under you.)
(Knowing you're a man, you immediately get up and...)
I SLEPTWALK!?

Man you are having sex with: You had to sleepwalk and sleepsex. Keep going!

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