Beckii

A really hot girl you wish you could date but cant because it would be awkward and her boyfriend scares you.

"Gee i'd like to date Beckii but her boyfriend scares the *#$% outta me

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Zachary

A hot, tennage boy who feels like his mother wants him to kill himself and wants the rest of the world to burn in a flaming inferno.

News Anchor:"A local man set a house on fire today. He says he did it because his mother said it was all he was good at.He is currently on the run. Here is a photo of the man.".

You: "Wow, he is such a Zachary"

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