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The feeling you experience when you accidentally tell someone you love them at the end of a routine customer service call.
Jorden felt highly mistelemariamorous after becoming distracted on a phone call with his cable company.
"Ok mr. Needlebum, you're all set up with our Fabulous Sunday Sports Channel package. Is there anything else I can help you with?"
-"No, I think that'll do it, I love you."
"..."
When your Pap-Pap spies on you and catches you doing something and then documents you
doing that thing and tries to tell it to media outlets to make a living.
Alex was a victim of Papaperazzi when he finally decided to learn all the dance moves to Shakira's "Hips don't lie" for personal reasons and his Pap-Pap secretly took a video and tried to sell it to boyswhosehipsdontlie.com.
When you try to kiss someone but you blink and miss.
Timmy waited all night to kiss Bianca at the prom, but we he finally went in for a smooch, he bloinkissed and sprained his knee, costing him his tennis scholarship, leading him down a dark road, paid with the self loathing and addiction.
Years later when his wife finally left him because she just couldn't take it anymore, he lacked the ability to chase after her because his knee had never fully healed from the bloinkiss.
A sad face symbol. usually represents the "Sad Boys" movement.
Oh boy, I sure do love the Sad Bâ¹ys
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