WAP

Weaponised assault penguins

Jason: I got some WAP
Zack: cool, I though you were a bo-
*Zack gets trampled by an army of weaponised assault penguins*

cheat

When your girl is "with her friends" but her friends are with you

bf: hey, where are you?
gf: with my friends, don't worry about it
bf: weird cuz they're with me
gf: i can explain
bf: you cheat