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Joe Biden won't be assassinated during his term

This post will not age well. That is because of a phenomenon known as the curse of Tippercanoe. This curse says that every 20 years, the president will suffer a misfortune of being assassinated during their term. This started with William Henry Harrison in 1840 who died a month into his term, and so on. Ronald Reagan is the only president to survive this curse

Fire

one of the political campaign videos by Mike gravel for the 2008 US elections

youtube . com / watch?v=lRwizmuCnOw - Watch Mike Gravel set up a fire for twenty seconds, look at him by the fire for ten seconds, and then look at the fire for, oh I don't know... Seven whole minutes!

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nein

neni

nein

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NYEEEEEES

The sounds of a wild salamader man by the filthy frank genetic family

Salamander: Nyes, NYEEEEEES

Edison

A tesla that's been stolen

Real Life Peter Griffin: Though I wonder, If you steal a tesla, does it become an Edison?

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Cumbrain

A person obsessed with sex to the point where it becomes a detriment to their abilities to socialize and think through problems. They typically act perverted and a threat to women.

Mike keeps flirting with every girl he meets like a fucking cumbrain. Call the cops

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прусская зима

Когда россия вторгается в германскую империю во время Первой мировой войны, но они оттесняют русских солдат, и в россии одновременно идет коммунистическая революция, поддерживаемая немцами

офицер: как продвигается вторжение?
солдаты: сэр, прусская зима отталкивает нас. нам нужно отступить или мы умрем
офицер: надежды не осталось. давай просто убьем себя