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The parssport that Boris Johnson wants all Brits to have
Does Brexit... Make my passport expire? No, but that does mean you are entitled to a beautiful new BLOO. passport
Making a bad meme that earns gold
Welcome back to "Reddit's golden gamble," the game show where you post the worst meme you can and see how much gold the audience awards you
And the daily winner of reddit's golden gamble goes to...
Swiss rolls so good, that you're never gonna give them up
Rick Rolls: Never gonna give them up, never gonna put the box down
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A few weeks ago, no one had âcheugyâ in their vocabulary . Now everything is saturated with the word. Itâs in our heads. Itâs in our homes. Everyone is asking: âAm I cheugy? Am I a basic ass bitch? Am I GUILTY of being cheugy?â
The proliferation of cheugy in the mainstream discourse can only be attributed to one source: mental terror. Itâs an orchestrated psychological trap to make you question your tastes and interests in the eyes of others.
You are not a cheug. YOUâRE PERFECT!
It is very suspicious that the cheugy mascot is a Minion, a literal cyclops, a deformed
yellow panopticon in overalls ... do not let the all-seeing eye to control you. Be vigilant. Resist cheugy psyops!
Becca is another victim of cheugy psyops. I saw the garbage truck take all her Ugg boots yesterday. She even removed âI LOVE The Office!â from all her dating profiles. Sheâs unrecognizable
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A few weeks ago, no one had âcheugyâ in their vocabulary . Now everything is saturated with the word. Itâs in our heads. Itâs in our homes. Everyone is asking: âAm I cheugy? Am I a basic ass bitch? Am I GUILTY of being cheugy?â
The proliferation of cheugy in the mainstream discourse can only be attributed to one source: mental terror. Itâs an orchestrated psychological trap to make you question your tastes and interests in the eyes of others.
You are not a cheug. YOUâRE PERFECT!!!!
It is very suspicious that the cheugy mascot is a Minion, a literal cyclops, a deformed
yellow panopticon in overalls ... do not let the all-seeing eye to control you. Be vigilant. Resist cheugy psyops.
Becca is another victim of cheugy psyops. I saw the garbage truck take all her Ugg boots yesterday. She even removed âI LOVE The Office!â from all her dating profiles. Sheâs unrecognizable
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The act of when someone puts their name on Urban Dictionary and glorifies it, just to feel good about their miserable life in their parent's abandoned basement. They're all just insecure, depressed, anti-social, unwashed, ugly, and cringy
Needless to say, these urban dictionary names are getting out of hand and are just a load of cringe. You know the truth behind it
The guys who post it are soyboys and/or internet trolls, all with an anime addiction and a moldy cheese mill (Cheese dick, got it?), while thinking that deodorant on their hairy pits and showering once a month with hardly any soap and shampoo is enough. The girls who do it aren't usually girls anyway. They're guys trying to compliment their anime pillow or their waifu, furry or anime or whatever. If it is by an actual girl, They're usually one if the ugliest and dirtiest whores you'll see on the internet, who send videos and pictures of themselves on tiktok and instagram doing trendy stuff or something that a prostitute would do. They prefer to be influencers and scam small businesses and whore out on guys to steal all their money. They want to spend their money on plastic surgery that will probably be botched and overpriced luxuries that even the upper class would struggle to afford. Despite whoring themselves out to guys to rob them, they still think men are sexist pigs and should go extinct
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You lied on my name as I did you. I'm in love with the man that you repesented, not who you acted like!
I wanted to taste your tears, feel, your arms, and hear your journ ed evey voice of my life. Only to find out that you were a pure product of a fictitious business of your own ass.
To John doe: You lied years ago about my name, I did. I'm in love with the man you repesented not who you acted like
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