Elite goth demon

1. Another word for "Elder goth"
2. A high-ranking goth person who will be an incubus/succubus (Or gender changed from a male to a female, and therefore, just Succubus) in hell upon death, or will be a slave of the devil

1. Erik's dad is an elite goth demon
2. I have risen up the ranks of the goth world by doing absolutely nothing but living this painful existence, and I will be an elite goth demon, just you wait (Sure you will, definitely didn't make that up)

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Why You Should Wrap A Rubber Band Around Your Door

The biggest scam-spam you'll find on this garbage website

Why You Should Wrap A Rubber Band Around Your Door
If you aren't doing this already, you should start.

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Cyclo Maniacs

10 people in costumes having a bicycle race through a climate/biome that makes it difficult to support life

News: a mysterious group has been seen riding bicycles all over the world near volcanoes, deserts, tundras, and even on asteroids
Me: Haha, look at those cyclo maniacs, riding bikes just for our stupid amazement

Planetary Quarantine

The safeguarding of Earth and other worlds from biological cross-contamination (i.e. billionaires with too much time on their hands).

Also known as “planetary protection.” Planetary protection / quarantine “reflects both the unknown nature of the space environment and the desire of the scientific community to preserve the pristine nature of celestial bodies until they can be studied in detail.”

There are two types of interplanetary contamination. Forward contamination is the transfer of viable organisms from Earth to another celestial body. Back contamination is the transfer of extraterrestrial organisms, if such exist, back to the Earth's biosphere.
Billionaires are having a dick swinging space race while the earth experiences record breaking heatwaves that cause sea creatures to literally cook inside their shells. We need planetary quarantine

Egg

A person who doesn't realize they are transgender yet, or is in denial; an undeveloped transgender person. When they realize, it's referred to as the "egg cracking."

"They've been asking a lot about hormone therapy, I think they might be an egg."

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Pspspsps

The sound you make when you crave your cats attention

Pspspsps. Over here kitty

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danker

1. alternate spelling of "danger wank"
2. One who makes dank memes for a living (Fake definition for "Dank")
3. Getting colder and damper (Real definition of "Dank")

1. I'm visitiong relatives, and I'm at their dinner table doing a dnager wank. Since I also don't have a stepsis, consider me the ultimate danger wank danker
2. When you're a danker with no money and crippling depression, you waste your time making pointless and fake things, especially definitions on urban dictionary. Sometomes, you also flag people's ideas and definitions and steal them
3. Goddamn, the internet is getting danker. I want to leave, but the outside world and socializing is far worse!

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