Aleksa

A guy that used to be tall but stopped growing.

Hes has huge muscles and a giant horse cock that he will make you deep throat it until you black out

He drives around in white van trying to kidnap children by offering them a schnitzel and then shaking there hand say “are you have having a hoddy diddly day dandy?” To confuse them so he can rape them

Did you see that guy eat a schnitzel? I think hes an Aleksa

Person 1: Who was that guy in the van with the kids?

Person 2: I think that was Aleksa

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Urban dictionary

You are retarded if you just searched this up on the urban dictionary. Did you did this on accident or are you just absolutely brain dead. Get off your phone you fucking dumbass

Guys I’m so retarded i just searched up urban dictionary on the urban dictionary

Timur

A homeless russian whore who never cuts his hair and thinks hes good at hockey

The hockey player sucks, he must be a timur

Look at that homeless looking ass, that’s definitely a timur

Nico

An Indian with huge muscles, who will try to scam you out of all your money

Scammer: “Hello, technical support, how can I help you?”

Person: Are you trying to scam me? You sound like a nico!!!

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