Mao Zepingpong

The first Chinese guy you may name besides Jackie Chan.

OP: Quick! Name a Chinese person who is not Jackie Chan.
Anonymous: Mao Zepingpong.

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Shin cup

A Korean "Cup Noodles"-style instant noodles (frequently with a spicy flavor contained by a separate packet of a spicy soup base powder). Like any cup of instant noodles, it takes hot/boiling water and three (and a half) minutes of your life to make this simple cup of noodles.

Noted to be manufactured by Nong Shim (농심), a Korean food manufacturer.

This shin cup tastes spicy. Yes, it has soup and it's great with it!

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Florida

A state in the Southeastern United States.

Some prime facts:
1. Residents of the state think they own the rest of the nation.
2. Residents of the state who drive think they own all the roadways and do whatever on it as they wish.
3. This state is the port state of illegal immigrants, as like Texas and California. Only, this one is by marine transport.
4. It is America's Wang.

New Yorker: Hey I'm trying to get to work here.
Floridian: Fuck you I'm gonna keep switching lanes until you get offa my highway bitch.
New Yorker: Go back to fucking Florida and keep your immigrants there too.
** Floridian pulls out a gun and yells a random threat phrase in Spanish or something and shoots the tires. **

Storyteller: And folks, these things fucking happen anywhere.

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Sleep

Something you're not doing.

If you're reading this, you're not sleeping.

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