ASAPed

the verb for when you are playing xbox live and a small child comes on and starts swearing and whining trying to act cool but really pisses everyone off and screams something when he kills you

little kid: YEAH! I JUST ASAPED YOU! JUST LIKE I DID WITH YOU MOM IN BED LAST NIGHT!
dad: son I think it's time for you to go to bed.
little kid: NOOOO!!! I DON'T WANNA GO TO BED!

ewoking

getting two people to run up to someone and start screaming like ewoks (from star wars) and beating the person until he is on the ground then scream in his/her face and run away.

those two are ewoking that guy to death.