Murid-Murid

Malay word that stands for brain-dead , lifeless husks with nothing on the inside except for shit. These individuals only know how to eat and poop and it's all they do, at night , they rampage the Malaysian countryside and no one could defend against an attack by a group of these creatures.

Bro, I heard Cheong died yesterday because he didn't lock the doors.

Yeah, it was damn sad, he was coming home from basketball training when it happened.

Knew what happened?

I heard he was attacked by a bunch of Murid-Murid

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Cikgu

A malay word typically used by adolescent teenage males in high school, it is always used to describe one as being a stupid bitch and unable to teach properly due to excessive stupidity, typically inherited by the students.

Also means someone who licks the Guru Besar's ass on a daily basis and kinky actions to shove a ruler up a student's ass.

why are you late, bro?

Cikgu scolded me.

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Ringgit Malaysia

A brand of tissue paper used in Malaysia. It is one of the most well known tissue paper brand in Malaysia due to the fact that everyone uses it, it is also a gift typical Malaysians give to each other due to a kind gesture of exchanging tissue paper.

Bob, go to the Mart and buy some Ringgit Malaysia.

Ok Mommy.

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Tak tau

Malay word for I fucked up really badly but you don't even fucking know it.

Also means that I know someone did it but it's not me.

Who set fire to the school?

Tak tau

Who killed this man?

Tak tau

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