Anemometer

An instant used to measure how fast you can blow into a fan.

I used an Anemometer to see how fast I can blow.

Spedwipe

A person who takes a shit on the toilet and misses.

Noah: Oh my god, did you hear what Nick did?
Brandon: Yeah, that spedwipe fucking shat all over the ring.
Noah: I know, right? How do you even fucking miss? YOU’RE SITTING DOWN!

That’s pretty HOT

A phrase used when talking about The HOT Team.

Person 1: The HOT Team just won Worlds!
Person 2: That’s pretty HOT.