February 26nd

February 26nd is National Skip School Day. If you don't skip school on this day you have to tell you teacher word by word "Mother, I am terribly sorry for what I've done." and keep her confused for the rest of the day. It doesn't hurt anyone it's just funny so do it. Skip school this day or get embarrassed. Skip school this day = get one of your wishes granted. Go to school = get embarrassed.

Boy 1: Hey umm do you know what day it is?
Boy 2: Yeah it's February 26nd.
Boy 1: And your still going to school?
Boy2: Oh shi-