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A smelly place for bad children who can't get into the religious school up the road because God hates them. Spend their time bullying eachother and the teacher and laughing at fat people. The teachers swear like Irish drunks of st Patrick's Day. The lunch is groole. Oliver twist has better food than that. No Goose green kiddo will ever ask for more. It's bumhole food. There are large rodents including rats and maggots infesting the school. The only good teacher is Mr pavlou (love that old geezer)
Person one: I want to punish my child. Where should I send them?
Person two: goose green school
The uniform rules are mad. People be out here thinking they can make the people of SE London dress like Catholic school girls. Beef happens everyday and the school is still chatting about being "a world class place of education". Any kind of public display of happiness or community is forbidden. God help anyone who sings happy birthday in the lunch hall or a Christmas song on the last day of school. Really makes you question the point of your education. The year 7s get braver every year, year 8s are irrelivant, year 9s are jarring, year 10s are irrelivant, year 11s all want to die. If you go there you will be miserable. But never forget the wise words repeated in every single assembly, "time flies". Let's fecking hope so. (And if you go past it on the bus then yes, the L on SCHOOL is wonkey).
P 1: what school do you go to?
P 2: Sydenham school
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The uniform rules are mad. People be out here thinking they can make the people of SE London dress like Catholic school girls. Beef happens everyday and the school is still chatting about being "a world class place of education". Any kind of public display of happiness or community is forbidden. God help anyone who sings happy birthday in the lunch hall or a Christmas song on the last day of school. Really makes you question the point of your education. The year 7s get braver every year, year 8s are irrelivant, year 9s are jarring, year 10s are irrelivant, year 11s all want to die. If you go there you will be miserable. But never forget the wise words repeated in every single assembly, "time flies". Let's fecking hope so. (And if you go past it on the bus then yes, the L on SCHOOL is wonkey).
P 1: what school do you go to?
P 2: Sydenham school
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