Boi

A slang term used for a dumb asshole who did something really stupid. Usually associated with a hand signal where the hand is straight facing up, then points down. This hand signal is done facing the person.

Person 1: *Doesn't get how the water comes out of the bottle*
Person 2: Boi! You just sqeeze it! It's just like your dick!

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🎅🏻

The average fuckin Santa Claus, but in emoji. Of course Apple company had to make the option to have Santa Claus come in all different skin colors - including the normal yellow emoji color.

Person 1 (kid): I can't wait for Christmas! I wonder where Santa Claus is right now!
Person 2 (parent that wants the kid to shut the fuck up): Ho ho ho! I am Santa Claus!🎅🏻

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🇮🇱

This is an emoji Israeli flag. Israel is so tiny, 5 Israels could fit in Minnesota, USA. The flag has a blue star of David in the middle.

Person 1: Yo dude, I'm flying to Israel tomorrow🇮🇱🇮🇱
Person 2: Boi! Why would you go Israel?

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