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Jayne

Ok so listen to me. Jayne is the most perfect girl you will ever fucking meet. If you meet a Jayne, thank the almighty Jesus Christ. Jayne is fucking gorgeous, has a great personality, and lives life to the fullest. Jayne is the perfect girl.

Dude 1: Bro I just got a girlfriend!

Dude 2: Awesome! Who is she?

Dude 1: Jayne!

Dude 2: You lucky bastard!

by 👽 March 16, 2015

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