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A person who so indrenched in conspiracy theories that he thinks that he thinks that's he's living in the matrix and what ever bad events are happening in the world are just a glitch.
Mother: hey son, do you see that neighbor from across the street?
Son: is it the man that is always yelling "email the developers I feel chest pain"?
Mother: well yes son! This person falls under the category of Joseph the uncleð
That friend you have that has a thing for older men and has strange kinks and tends to be very a very supportive and excellent friend.
Friend1: hey girrrrl why haven't you replied to text I've been having problems with my bf lately
friend2: sorry, I was pleasuring myself with a buzz lightyear action figure while staring at a recent picture of my professor. But you know that I love you and will always be there for you no matter whatðð.
Friend1: you purple b**chð³ . I love youðâ¤
A grown up person who hungers for attention but is too cringey and talentless to get it.
Friend 1: have you seen her lately I really miss her?
Friend 2: no not really, she's now busy imitating toddlers on tiktok to get attention. I fell bad for her she's such an N.N.N.
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A side effect of not getting laid it includes comparing the looks and characteristics of your desired partner to that of cars. It also includes bad grammar.
Are you on tinder?
I've been on tinder for 5 years now but wasn't able to attract anyone!ð
Is it because of the otomatic part in my bioð¤
A another definition for pedophilia usually used in extreme cases. It is usually accompanied by a deep state of ignorance and indignity.
child: mom mom! Today I was buying candy at the store and I heard man saying "I want her young". What does that mean?
Mother: it means that next time you hear a man saying this phrase you go kick them in the balls as hard as you can and call the policeð