siri plays

that one youtube series made by keizoha

a: hey man have you ever heard of siri plays
b: no what the fuck is that
a: its a series made by youtuber keizoha where uhh theres siri (im referring to that virtual assistant) and he plays games
b: sounds like shit
a: oh come on

A+++

the grade your asian parents want you to have on your report card

*kid opens door and goes inside his house*
asian mom: hey son how was school
kid: it was good I got a A
asian mom: YOUR SUPPOSED TO GET AN A+++! NOW I AM GONNA BEAT YOUR ASS
kid: but I got a A- (cut off by the sounds of the kid being beat to death)

vibri

video game character. also probably has the world record for "video-game character that has the most least definitions on urban dictionary". also also a video game character that i cant stop bitching about and its t̵̝͇͈̲̃a ͖͓̜̦̼̠͙̭̈́̔͋͆̕̕͠͝k̴̡̢̧͕̟̥͕̪͚̉̾͋͆̍̓͘͘ͅͅi ̮̪̈̃͜n ̢̠͔͍̌͒g̶͖̦͚̰̮̘̜̫͎͝ ̵͈͗͊̊̅ó̴͕̠̙̈́̂̌̓́͆v̵͉̙̩̱̬̲̯̤̱͑ë̴͖͈͖̟̘̳͈͂̾͆̓̕̚r̶̛̺͓͚̬͎͗̒ ̳̯̮̳̯̙̀̊̏͐̎̂m ͓̬̰͋́͗͝ŷ̵̧̨̜͉͔̼̪̗̓̓ͅ ̦͉͐̓̃̒͆̃͋l ͚̯̣͇̣͓͛̉̈́͗̚͘͝͝î̶̘̔͋̀͑̅f ̢̧̛̻͈̦̳̭̅̊̍̈́͆̀͋̋̕̕e̶̡̟͕͔͇̝͚̯̽́͊͒̾̈́̾̚͜͠ ̵̡̛͓̗̝̱̥͚͈̖̍̒̀̽͆͐̈̓̌͜ͅp̶̛̤͚̠̮̺̤̲͖͊͛̆̈͌̐̔̓͠l ̡̨͈̮̬̞͚͖͖͂̏̈́̊̎̒̚͠ę̶̛͙̝̈́̊͗̾͊͗a ̢̛̛͇͔̪̣̋͆͐̄̈̈́̔̌s̶͎͙͕̼̃͐̃e ̹̩͙̮̲͕̋̊̽͛̃̌̌͜ ͕͈͇͚̬̲͔̰̾̽̾̽͜h̶̘͇̿̃̓̀̆̏̇͗͗͝͝e ̦̮̒̂͂̌̏̅̂l̵̨̡̡̺͉͚͉̯̒͊̉̾̌͛̑̈́p ̨̱̣͖̪̱̭̼̊́̓̀̊ ̴̮̜̝̎̎̈̓̑́̇́͝m̴͙̏̔͗͒̍͛̈͒͘͘- ̡͈̜͙̮͈͑̚-̴̯̤̗̮͋͐̇̄͊͐ͅ- ̡̢̻̙̲͉͕̣̾͐̊̀̎͆̓̆͜͝͝-̵̢̛̘̮͉͍͙͕̯͍̥̒̉̿̀-̵̨̖͖̜̼̜͇̤̉̆̀͋̊̓̓̒̋͜͠-̶̧̨̺̠͍̭͔͖̅̌̃̃́͋͒̽̑͘͝ͅͅ-̶̛̦̠̠̒̈́̽̎̃̂̐͒̈́-̵̯̳̂- ̨̡̛̘͕̮̤͓̱͚̍͂̒͆̉͊͌̍̋̈͜
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̢̧͈͓̻̄H̶̭͆̉̉̋ ̢̭̠̠̭͇͚́Ă̵̙̥̪̘͎͖̗̳͎̽̉̌͒̍̔̐͜͠ͅ ̳͓͓͉̎̐̿̇̒̐I ̡͓̭̉͊̿̍͑͜͝͠ ̵͎̳̅̆͑͂͆͛͐͒̿̀͝L ̨͕͎̫͉͕̗̔̍͊́͂͘̕͜͜ ̵̪͓̝̙̈̍̈́̃V̶̧̻̻̮͍͓̱̲͌͛̃̄͗͝ ̨͓͍̫͓̘̒̅̓͂̂͋I ̙̗̟̯̱͐͆́͋̐ ̴̡̧̜̘͉̞̟̿̊͒͂͌̆̒B ̧̹͖̱̞̞͇̳̯̗̜̓̀̇̇͠ ̺̀̌̏͂͝R̴͈͇̩͕̎̃͊͘ ̵̞̹̻̄͑̇̏͌̅̿̉̅Ḯ̴̧̡͚̼̙͎͈̹͕͂̏͜͝ͅ

person a: "hey ever heard of vibri"
person b: "wait arent you the same guy who made the definition for vib-ribbon"
person a: "yes because i also created this definition too"
person b: "cool"
person a: "so vibri is just vib-ribbon but they removed the dash and 4 letters"
person b: "ohhhhhh."
person a: "also the protag of vib-ribbo- Removed due to copying another definition

www.youdontknowwhoiam.org

the website that when you went to used to play the you are an idiot trojan
but now when i go to it its now a adult chat site.
why choose youdontknowwhoiam.org as the domain for your chat.

person a: i went to www.youdontknowwhoiam.org in school and i was expecting you are an idiot but instead i got an adult chatting site
person a: and i saw a woman bare-ass and then the teacher saw what i was looking at and then shit hit the fan.

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a

this is literally the fucking letter a. why did you look this up you clown 🤡🤡🤡

some dude looked up the letter a on urbandictionary

well he can go eat shit

Cum

why do you fucking waste your precious time in writing smut and posting it here as a definition.

someone looking up cum: why am i cumming?
me: well its because you are being horny by looking at the smut people have written here
now go... uhh not be horny, yeah.

transgender

I do not have a problem with trans people. However I do have a problem with the "shielding" of trans people. If you even dare to use the wrong pronoun or have the slightest feeling of disliking a trans person, you will receive a million messages telling you to off yourself and that they will kill your whole bloodline or some shit, you will get your address published online and you might get a pipe bomb planted in your mailbox.

(ok that last one was bullshit but still it is insane how people go to these lengths to "protect" trans people, even when they do not need it.

Person 1: I am transgender and I can completely take any criticism or negative comments without going batshit insane (doesn't exist btw)
Person 2: I slightly microscopically dislike you.

(Person 2 was crushed under a clusterfuck of death threats and doxxing attempts.)

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