Deivis

You rarely meet people with that name, but if you do, remember one thing. THEY ARE HEAVY. Not their body is heavy but their character and if you want to communicate with a person whose name is deivis then consider that you have to be patient but determined. And don't do anything crazy because they'll probably share it with their maximum of 2 friends right away. Their hobbies are usually alcohol and games so keep in mind that you don't get 24/7 attention from them.

girl 1: how's that new guy?
girl 2: he's freaking impossible!!
girl 1: is he named deivis by any chance?
girl 2: how did you know?!?!?!
girl 3: cause deivises are always like that.