Piled Corn

You may think your history teacher is just your average Joe... but deep down he is a fan ad supplier of CHILD PORN!... he may claim his barn is filled with piles of corn... or "piled corn"... but don't be decieved... he has billions of child porn in there. he is the world's number 1 traficker of child porn. he masturbates at the mere sight of a 4 year old. GAY!!

I downloaded alot of piled corn last night.

Q: My friend likes piled corn... what should I do?
A: Lure him into the bathroom by giving a 4 year old girl some candy to run past him and then into the bathroom. Then when he runs in there you chase after him and force him to give oral pleasure to an elephant.

I used piled corn as a show and tell item at school.

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microshaft

microsoft is also the evil empire micro$oft and microsloth

I am proud of microshaft they shaft there customers a little more each day and they are still in bussiness

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gert lush

The highest form of praise that can be given to anything by a Bristolian.

"Yer, joo see that gawd necklace she wuz werren? Fucken gert lush wunnet?"

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Omif

Everyone's favorite newbie

Silly Omif, don't eat THAT!

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Beat Up

A term referring to a badly damaged object, usually a car.

"Those wheels is real beat up, yo."

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dangeresque

A thrilling movie series starring Strong Bad. The theme song of Dangeresque II is on "Strong Sad Sings."

He's a private eye, a crooked cop, secret agent and a celebrity pharmacist, Dangeresque.

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raise up

A verbal command to tell someone or somebody to get out of your way, or move.

"Raise up dude!" or "Fool, I said raise up!"

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