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starbucks

Starbucks, also known as, crack for rich people.

Junkie 1: Dude, my drug dealer got shot yesterday. What am I going to do?
Junkie 2: Lets go to Starbucks and get a Mocha.
Junkie 1: No there's no way I could afford that.
Junkie 2: I guess you'll just have to stick to inhaling cans of computer Dust-off again.

by Tom February 20, 2005

1912πŸ‘ 702πŸ‘Ž


townie

townie: smelly person who hates all that wear different things to them.
listen to music that my 8 year old sister cud do better at and just are generally scum.

townie: you disraspectin me?
average joe:no i dint say anything, you oaf.
townie;you disrespectin me you sayit to me face.init and all dat. westside. bling.

by Tom November 12, 2004

1πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Sauron

The Dark Lord of Mordor. Forged the Ruling Ring... the Master Ring... the One Ring... TO RULE THEM ALL!!!

(play LOTR theme here)

by Tom January 15, 2004

284πŸ‘ 54πŸ‘Ž


glop

Verb. Onomatopoeic word for masturbate.
Noun. Semen.

There was nothing Pete liked better in the morning than a good hard glop.

by Tom August 4, 2003

22πŸ‘ 18πŸ‘Ž


Wang Cheddar

wang WANG waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaNNNNNNNNg w(wang)a(wang)n(wang)g(wang)
A kid who sits in his room and does chemistry alot for me.

Wang Cheddar fought off the evil masses while doing his chem skill builder.

by Tom October 6, 2003

2πŸ‘ 27πŸ‘Ž


Pickle Farter

Someone so lame that they fart pickles.

Derived from a story my dad told me from when he was in the navy during the Vietnam War. For some reason a man frequently bragged about his "cherry ass." He bragged so much that one day his coworkers shoved a pickle in his ass. The man squatted, pooped out the pickle, and cried. From then on, he was called "Pickles."

Man, that guy is so smarmy; he's a pickle farter!

by Tom July 11, 2008

15πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž


gruad

the delestic spelling for guard.

the gruad of the train

by Tom September 6, 2003

6πŸ‘ 15πŸ‘Ž