busy

Attempting to seem important, and not being shy about it.

I'm so busy that I can't keep up with all my phone calls and emails! I am so important.

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National Send Your Boobies Day

March 6, the day when all of the guys in the friendzone can ask (and receive) pictures of boobs
*Females HAVE to send*

Me: Hey do you have any idea what day it is?
You: ...March 6th?
Me: Yes AND National Send Your Boobies Day
You: *Sends Boobs*
Me: Wow! Great tits

National Send Your Boobies Day

March 6th, the one day a year you can finally see the nipple of that girl you've been wanting to see but never had the excuse or the balls to ask

Me: Do you know what day it is?
You: ...March 6th?
Me: Yes AND National Send Your Boobies Day
You: Well in that case I guess I have to send you my boobs
Me: I don't make the rules, I just enforce them

You: *Sends Boobs*

Me: Wow! Great Tits

Hamster

Something that you shove up your ass when you're horny

I just shoved an entire fucking hamster up my asshole

gayass

Luke Ryan wat a GAYASS!!!!!!!!!! he is SOOOOOOOOO gay!!

Luke Ryan: I am sooooo Gay. wat a GAYASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Green day

1)A great band who know no restrictions in their music, and who really rock live.
2) bay area slang for a boring day, takeing bong hits.

1) The first time i heard Green Day, i coulnt belive my ears.
2) Today has been a green day, im so bored and wasted.

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gyrl

another way to spell GIRL

hey there pretty gyrl

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