Klotz: the act of, or klotzing someone;
(1) a jewish male who is generally smelly, is mostly seen stealing and or cheating on somthing.
(2)To be stingy torwards somthing
(1)Dude! watch out! its a klotz!
(2)Dude come one, stop being such a klotz
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The act of banging ones hand or fist on a flat surface while laughing in a loud aggressive manner.
He was klotzing in the break room.
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Ruining a roll of film by opening the back of a camera with a loaded roll inside.
That photographer just klotzed his roll!
When you hang out with a friend who is a total douche and invite them to parties even though no one likes them.
(On the cartoon show "Doug", Roger Klotz was a bully and douche, but for some reason he was always invited to their parties and friend group.)
Similar to Cartman on South Park.
"Why do we hang out with that guy?"
"I don't know..."
"It's that Roger Klotz Syndrome."
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A man who has anxiety and has off and on depression. He will rarely leave the house. When he does, itβs to stock up on food before going back home. He is very passionate about few things and donβt mess with his closest passions or he will throw hands. They are a violent species.
Marty: Who's that mack in a bastedo?
Rob: I dunno. What's he doing with that pig?
Marty: Oh shit, that's a kam klotz
Rob: that's sick.