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Attempting to seem important, and not being shy about it.
I'm so busy that I can't keep up with all my phone calls and emails! I am so important.
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March 6, the day when all of the guys in the friendzone can ask (and receive) pictures of boobs
*Females HAVE to send*
Me: Hey do you have any idea what day it is?
You: ...March 6th?
Me: Yes AND National Send Your Boobies Day
You: *Sends Boobs*
Me: Wow! Great tits
March 6th, the one day a year you can finally see the nipple of that girl you've been wanting to see but never had the excuse or the balls to ask
Me: Do you know what day it is?
You: ...March 6th?
Me: Yes AND National Send Your Boobies Day
You: Well in that case I guess I have to send you my boobs
Me: I don't make the rules, I just enforce them
You: *Sends Boobs*
Me: Wow! Great Tits
Something that you shove up your ass when you're horny
I just shoved an entire fucking hamster up my asshole
Klotz: the act of, or klotzing someone;
(1) a jewish male who is generally smelly, is mostly seen stealing and or cheating on somthing.
(2)To be stingy torwards somthing
(1)Dude! watch out! its a klotz!
(2)Dude come one, stop being such a klotz
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