Parkersburg

The capital of all football.

A small town of 2000 people in northeast Iowa where football was invented. The high school, Aplington-Parkersburg High School, has produced 4 NFL players. It's a school of less than 300 students.

The four players are:
Casey Wiegmann - Kansas City Chiefs
Jared Devries - Detroit Lions
Brad Meester - Jacksonville Jaguars
Aaron Kampman - Green Bay Packers

Parkersburg is extremely boring with the exception of Friday nights in the fall.

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Mlatomunaiya

a type of cow which is only different in two ways from the average cow.

1. The common mlatomunaiya is slightly smaller than a normal cow

2. Rather than a simple 'moo' sound, this cow will make a sound that sounds something like 'moo-lat-um-un-ay-eeya' hence the name

This type of cow is famous for the mention of their slaughter in the religious book of the nufuks, asinctomaaaa, and are regularly slaughtered by people of this religion till this day

This field of cows are of the Mlatomunaiya species

drumping

dry humping

We weren't ready for sex, so we just drumped.

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dilligaff

do i look like i give a flyn fuck

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tropt

Tropt = Benny = Paul

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Diego Mejia

Likes love big breated men. and men in general. Likes men with big packages. Likes to drink cum shake.

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meah

who cares, whatever

wanna go to the mall?
meah...

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