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Paul: meaning 'humble' in latin. P= Perfect A= Aweseome U= Unique L=Legend. Paul is probably the coolest guy around but he wont tell you that. He is the kinda of guy you want by your side when fighting off an army of 10,000 pygmies with poisen arrows. He can tell you what colour your underwear is by looking into your eyes. He is wanted in three countries by the authorities. He is wanted in 162 countries by most women. He can eat a cheeseburger in 1 bite. He can lick his own elbow and other peoples too. Scientists have said that he is so hot that he may be the main reason for global warming. His shit doesn't stink, in fact it smells like car polish. He was refused entry to the USA because his biceps were classed weapons of mass destruction. He is in the guiness book of world records for completing the most somersaults in a row (126,253). We spends: Mondays at orphanages, Tuesdays at homeless shelters, Wednesdays at retirement homes, Thursdays developing a cure for AIDS, Fridays playing racquet ball with Bono and Sting and Weeknds writing prize winning novels.
Paul: probably the most amazing guy since Moses.
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This man is as solid as his name, strong yet humble, a seeker of all things true and beautiful. He loves to laugh and be with the people he loves, when he speaks they listen to what he has to say because it really means something. A man of character, with a sense of adventure, beautiful hands and a smile that is contagious. Definitely a man to seek out in a crowd...
Me to You: Whats your name?
You: Danny
Me: Sucks to be you, I'm looking for a Paul.
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He is a person who hates bullies because he has such a soft hart. He will always be your friend when you have a bad day but no one is there for him when he is down. He trys to help people but some how they misunderstand his intentions. He help people with mental disorders ptsd or anxiety. He is a very person
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An amazing guy who's handsome, smart, loving, and a gentleman.
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Reported cause for forest fires, and global warming due to his hotness. Paul is usually too hot to handle and is the property of two amazing girls ;) <3
How did that forest fire start?
Oh, it was paul, cause he is so hot.
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The single most amazing guy on the face of the earth. Someone who is sweet, genuine, and should be a stand up comedian because he has a great sense of humour. He loves sports and is very athletic and in GREAT shape. His favourite colour is usually orange, or black. So very fun to hang out with, and is the envy of all his friends. A fantastic hugger. When he holds you in his arms, even in just a friendly embrace, the rest of the world melts away.
It doesn't hurt that he has a wonderful butt, either. :)
Paul is the epitome of the perfect guy.
Person A: What are you doing today?
Person B: I'm hanging out with Paul, girl!
Person A: What a lucky bitch...
Person 1: I wish someone could make me laugh today.
Person 2: You know what you need?
Person 1 and 2 look at each other and agree out loud: A Paul!!!
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