CPA

Certified Pain in the Ass

my tax return is being prepared by a pain in the ass

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browneye

the anus, the poop shoot, the cornhole, the bung hole, the "hershey highway"

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browneye

Your Asshole

I'd rather DryBone Her BrownEye

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bonzai pussy

A snatch that is as thick as the jungles of Vietnam. It is no man's land. Anything goes, and every guy for himself. Enter if you dare.

I was going to fuck this bangin chick last night until she bent over and I saw her bonzai pussy. I told her to get that zoo out of my house because the animals that could live in that thing smell like my ass after a fresh shit.

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kandar

A shoe: Also a well known family. Al-Kanderi meaning people with shoes up their asses.

Rocco Al-Kanderi
Abdulla Al-Skanderi

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sheezi

sure

for sheezi

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ohio

Home to the greatest university and the greatest college football team ever.

"The Ohio State University will no longer be considered for our annual list of party schools because we feel it is unfair to include professionals on a list of amateurs." ~Playboy 2003

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