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prepared

what you call it when a man has a boner

i looked over, and he was prepared.

by shaquandria July 27, 2007

21πŸ‘ 14πŸ‘Ž


Be Prepared

The best Disney villain song ever. It is sung by the best Disney villain ever from one of the most popular fucking Disney movies ever. (Scar, best lion, The Lion King.)

In the new Lion King remake, Chiwetel Ejiofor will play Scar.

Alongside him, BeyoncΓ© as Nala, John Oliver as Zazu (which is fucking perfect, given how often they are compared), and other (probably) super famous people.

Originally, the song was sang by either Jeremy Irons or Jim Cummings, depending on who you trust.

"Bitch are you fuckin' kidding me right now?! OBVIOUSLY, Scar is the best; did you even SEE him in Be Prepared?!"

"Dam Jeremy Irons was iconic in Be Prepared... *sighs dreamily*"

by Arguably The MOST Questionable December 8, 2018


Preparation

Preparation is defined as the process of getting something or someone ready for an action or a presentation. It is simply those things done before the occurrence of an event. Besides, it is usually done or made to ensure excellence and success at last. -Emeasoba George

Preparation is synonymous with arrangement.

by Emeasoba George July 14, 2018

12πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


prepare

During Gay Sex When The Dominant Partner Uses his fingers To Pump the submissives ass to loosen him up for the penetration of the dominants cock

Before John was about to thrust into Grey , He remembered that Grey was a virgin and needed to be prepared. He put lube on his fingers and slowly pushed his fingers into Grey's tight ass.

"Ahhh......That hurts..." Grey Whined

"I know baby , but It'll feel good soon ok ? Just hold up" John assured

After a few minutes Grey's whimpers turned into low moans.

"More baby" Grey begged

John chuckled but complied either way.

His Fingers sped up and went deeper inside Grey.

He added another finger to spread Grey some more.

"Please Just Fuck Me babe !" Grey demanded

John Didn't waste any time......

by Yaoi lover December 11, 2013

26πŸ‘ 32πŸ‘Ž


preparation

The many rituals and rites that men and women/girls and boys go through the night before they lose their virginity.

"I shall devote tonight soley to preparation, nothing less, nothing more."

by Alex Quantashassle April 20, 2005

14πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž


well prepared

Having alcohol on your person.

Josh: Good luck on your final!!

Marie: Thanks! Cam and I are going in well prepared.

by MIT Nerd December 19, 2011


Prepare the Bear

A process of aggressive genital depilatory treatment, including the sphincter and perineum. Thus temporarily transforming the entire nether-region from it's natural hairy, bear-fur like environment to one much more clean and hospitable for an anticipated sexual encounter.

I finally hooked up with that hottie off of Ashley Madison!! Gotta get ready and Prepare the Bear...hope she does too.

by YAWA September 12, 2016

56πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž