Whatev

1. Short for whatever.
2. Expression of disgust.

You know what? Whatev. What a douchebag- seer.

14👍 14👎

townies

townies r wanka's. they think they r hard but aren't most r mummy boys hu still wet there pants. no1 likes this kind. have u noticed that all townies r thick ugly and stupid all at the same time, even though they have no talent copin wiv that must b hard. the townie often thinks there not 1 of us there a goth but it aint tru u stupid wanka's get ova urself ur ugly stupid, fat and ur crappy gold reingd cnt fit ova ur fat fingers so fuk off and get a life!!!

taylor hail!'i'm gonna fuk ur face' oooh deary me i think u meant fuk ur face up u thicko!!!!!! 'im gonna bang u out' pls dnt u dnt have anything there to bang me out wiv u hobo!!

5👍 11👎

zaffoness

someone who isn't a total zaffo but has some symptom of being one

"Your zaffoness scares me."

1👍 7👎

Mead

NOT A DRINK; but a sexy kind of marymounter

"yo' that not cool man"

11👍 49👎

field hockey

Kick ass sport played mainly by girls (in America) who aren't afraid to run around in skirts and get hit by field hockey sticks.

NOT played by all lesbians. In fact, all the girls i know who play it have sexy boyfriends.

Let's go play some field hockey.

513👍 214👎

to finge

to have anal sex while rummaging in the lady's minge with your fingers.

fingeing is a good way to spread germs
OR
finge theatre is very important in our culture

12👍 13👎

choke on a dick

Phrase used to express anger toward another.

damn, bitch! you ate my bagel?! go choke on a dick!

40👍 23👎