sexually frustrated

horny

Abbey is sexually frustrated constantly. She needs to be relieved.

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SEPTA

The Southeastern Pennsylvania Transportation Authority. They control the buses and trains in SE PA. Typically, ghetto and poor people use these means of transportation.

Jamal got capped on the SEPTA bus.

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Pittsburgh Penguins

A team in the NHL that is full of rookies. It has financial problems and is trying to get more fans to come to the games. It's the only NHL team with an excuse to lose, because of the inexperience of their players and goalies.

The Pittsburgh Penguins put on a good fight against the New Jersey Devils, but were defeated in OT.

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spim

to regergitate semen having been ejaculated into ones mouth

After I blew my load in her mouth, she swallowed and them spimmed all over me... narsty.

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928

The best Porsche of all time

I bought a 1995 Porsche 928 GTS, and driving it is better than sex

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F/A-22

A new fighter built by Lockheed Martin. The F/A-22 Raptor will be have an internal weapons bay and be able to reach the speed of sound without using after burners.

The F/A-22 will dominate the skys when released.

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Dead Elvis

Something that was bound to make it big,like in Vegas, but failed.

How about that ad-agency? Nah, that was just a Dead Elvis.

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