YOM

An Olde Mann who has his own site and generally rocks

To YOM, to rock, or to absolutely kick ass

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jelly bracelets

jelly braclets are fashionable thats it. And i know even if they are sex related i dont ever have to relate to what it means if i dont want to. I have my rights to remain the way i am no pressure to get it on. Its kind of a symbol for punks or skaters i guess

"yo man i love those braclets they fit your style"

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Veiny Bangstick

Slang for the male genetalia. A meat missile.

Wow! Look at the size of his veiny bangstick!

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Lovelee

A clumsy mistake often made while brushing one's teeth. Soaking of the shirt, mostly on the front.

(As Harriett brushes her teeth, she looks down at her now drenched shirt.)

Harriett: Oh no! I have pulled a Lovelee!

Jon: How clumsy of you.

Harriett: Yes. How clumsy of me. Clumsy me!

Jon: You are so clumsy! Clumsy you!

Harriett: Clumsy me!

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system of a down

SOAD must be the best band in the whole damn planet...if u dont think so, u can kiss my ass

System of a Down Rules!!!

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upchurched

to be pimped and stalked

That guy scares me, i think ive been upchurched

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Superdouche

She is a superhero that fights crime in the Guildford area of the UK. She has a side kick who is a dead turkey called Peter. Their preferred mode of transport is a 'douchecopter' and their arch enemy is The Bearded Lady of Guildford.

No one keeps the streets of Guildford safer and more regularly douched than Superdouche and her little dead turkey Peter.

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