emochav

This is a word i created to describe the 'teenagers' commonly found in the town of Colchester, Essex (UK) and Guernsey.
They're a cross between emo kids and chavs.
They often have emo hair style's while wearing chav clothing, or wearing emo clothing and having hair which appears to have been attacked by bleach and a chainsaw.
They're marginally better chavs since their pale complexion keeps them inside and their short life expectancy is also a bonus.

(Abbreviated to emok or emoch)

Dude 1: "Did you see that twat with the shite hair?"
Dude 2: "The emochav?"

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Muhammed Suicmez

The lead guitarist and vocalist for the technical death metal band Necrophagist. He is well on his way towards being the undisputed greatest guitarist who ever lived.

Noob: OMGAWD I HEART FALL OUT BOY AND DAVE MATTHEWS"!!1

Enlightened Metalhead: Muhammed Suicmez could play their bullshit legato and over the neck.

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