pied piper

a term used for R-Kelly because he has so much in common with the pied piper

the pied piper back with his new song snake

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lojack

#1 Honing device installed in vehicles. Police are able to locate your vehicle with this device if the vehicle is stolen.

#1 My car got hijacked, good thing I had Lojack installed, the police found it in 15 minutes.

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lojack

#2 A wedding ring or wedding band.

Awe man, he was so hot, too bad he's got a lojack.

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cow sex

oh yeah

that nice

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2am bird

Last resort on a night out. Usually the overwight girls that are last on the dance floor. Also found in kebab shops & taxi ranks.

Rhys pulled another chunk last night!

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HIM

Is an amazing finnish band with lead singer Ville Valo. Love the album deep shadows and brilliant highlights. kicks ass. HIM is a goth band. My favorate band.

love metal

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came across

ejaculate over

I came across my girlfreind's face this morning while she was sleeping. Needless to say, she wasn't happy.

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