lojack

#1 Honing device installed in vehicles. Police are able to locate your vehicle with this device if the vehicle is stolen.

#1 My car got hijacked, good thing I had Lojack installed, the police found it in 15 minutes.

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lojack

To stalk or to be obsessive about someone. Originally a brand name for an anti-theft device used by police to track down stolen vehicles.

I swear that girl has you lojacked.

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lojack

#2 A wedding ring or wedding band.

Awe man, he was so hot, too bad he's got a lojack.

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Weed Lojacker

A friend who never fails to show up just as your lighting your head blunt.

He's definitly a weed lojacker, he always knows.

louisville lojack

the act of inserting a small gps unit into the ass during sex. Then monitoring the whereabouts of your partner.

Johnny suspected his girlfriend was cheating.So he gave her the louisville lojack.

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Kojak LoJack

How da famous NYC detective tracks his vehicle and other valuables if they get stolen.

If someone steals da homing-device from Lieutenant Theo's car, would dat be called a "Kojak LoJack hijack"???

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