Goosberry

A single person(or people) who are stuck in the same house/room with many loved up couples who cant stop getting off in your face. A goosberry will be left sitting awkwardly and feeling slightly worthless because of their singledom but goosberries are able to have fun without a partner and do not need to be constantly in a relationship to feel valued and have fun.

The dude/dudette who follows around couples is a goosberry.

18👍 12👎

India's Finest

A type of marijuana which exceeds all others. Will be quite literally the finset joint you've ever had. Comes only as resin and can be recognised from the distinctive gold writing found upon it. Smells & tastes as good as it smokes.

'some good shit'
'india's finest man'
'i'm never smoking any street crap again'

50👍 33👎

Waxsmith

A very talented individual, one who can mold wax into various useful objects in the absence of a real one such as an ash tray.

Scenario: Friends in a pub
Tom: shit..dya have an ashtray?
Roise the Waxsmith: gimme 2mins a candle and some fire...'

4👍 4👎

Lash

Insult to describe a coward or fearful individual in french or just plain twat.

Dan (paranoid dude): 'methinks i need to run!'
Max (chilled dude): 'stop being paranoid you lash'

6👍 26👎

The Surgical

Perfomed when there is a massive floater in the toilet and you really need to take a 'slash'. Involves wearing your coat back to front to avoid contamination.

Dude A: 'dude! there was a giant floater in the toilet'
Dude B: 'time for the surgical...'

29👍 2👎

The Pinnacle of Blatant

To be in a state of intoxication due from inhaling chemical substances such as marijuana and being completely obvious in public about what you have just done whilst still feeling the effects.

'fuck off we're wasted'
'i wanna go homebase man'
'SHIT! that was like the pinnacle of blatant!'

25👍 2👎

Yogurt

DEFINITION: A mixture of resin/hash in a yogurt good alternate from hash cakes.
WARNING: If the yogurt is made correctly it will paralyze you for at least two nights and one day, make sure you dont have to be anywhere for a minimum of 68hours.
RECIPE: Get a teaspoon of oil, heat it up until the oil bubbles then put in about 20th of an oz of resin (or hash if your a dirty chav). It should dissolve completely then mix it with the yogurt (has to be a fruity yogurt or vanilla if your into that kinda thing) then put it in the fridge for about ten minutes. Then munch. Be prepared, it creeps up on you.

dude: 'yogurt? what that?'
jess: 'yogurt?!?!? NOOOOO!! the yogurt destroyed me!!'

20👍 35👎