Bell End

The head of the male penis. The glans.

Do you wanna see my bell end?

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mojees

Derived from the phrase, "mom-jeans". Garment of pants worn by woman in their later years. Commonly made of denimn, they are known for their super tight fit, oversized butt pockets, and extra long zippers to complement the large waste area needed to cover her fup.

After Dave's mom had her 8th child, she couldn't fit into anything but mojees.

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cos she kisses him

a simple phrase often used to fix up a bad call

(insert bad call)........ cos she kisses him.

joojoo

karma. bad luck.

it's bad joojoo to speak ill of others.

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duff

to beat up, to fight with and win.

I'm gonna duff you up!

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fark

A great place to comment on things you know nothing about and provide insensitive advice for pathetic hapless losers with women problems.

My farkin'GF left me what should I do?

Advise: Make reference to internet pornography and frequent masturbation to cure GF problem

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Fossy

1. (adj): a miserable person who cares not much for others learning or feelings. He/She is a waste of a life.

2. (adj): An antiwar activist that makes no sense, a quaker.

3.(adj): A worthless anorexic that the world would be a happier place if he/she just died.

Dude, why are you being such a fossy!

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