Pocket gremlins

Despicable little creatures that inhabit your pockets, responsible for screwing up your phone by magically deleting contacts, disconnecting you at inopportune times, and writing naughty words with voice to text you would never dream of sending.

After waiting 45 minutes on hold, my doctors office finally picked up and those pocket gremlins cut us off.

Sweat shame

Sweat shame. The act of sharply criticizing someone who is responding in a healthy but profuse manner as a result of exercising.

Don’t sweat shame me bro, I’m just trying to lose weight, bulk up and live longer.

Bro up

The ongoing development of a relationship, usually between guys, that is far closer than that just casual friends.

Hey, man. You are new to the hood. It's going to take you a while to bro up with the other guys.

Chuffinator

Chuffinator- From the root, to chuff. Chuff , to voraciously seek out sexual partners of any orientation for a quick thrill between the sheets. Chuffinator, usually a female, who is supremely successful at chuffing, any time, any place.

" Look Hiram, it's 3 AM . This dive is about to close. The blonde chuffinator is on the prowl, looking for whoever is so snockered they can't see straight or stand anymore. "

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