Exercising

Time wasted trying to look less fat. Not recomended for fat asses.
May cause heart attack and muscle falure.

Fat ass "dude im so fat, maybe i should start exercising"

Mom "you wouldnt want to do that dear, you would kill yourself"

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exercise

something you don't do because you spend too much time on the internet.

dude 1: hey, maybe we should go like exercise or something.

dude 2: fuck that, i'm having a dandy enough time right here on the internets.

dude 1: word

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exerciseism

Aspect of a training exercise that usually trumps real world constraints. Word is use to replace phrases like "for exercise purposes".

"I know it's sunny and warm outside, but as an exerciseism, it's now freezing cold and dark."

exercise

Doing shit in the gym.

The monkey was doing exercise in her cage.

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Exercise

The verb fat people believe is a myth or fear.

Healthy Guy:Hey fatass, go exercise and drop that bucket of chicken!

Fat Guy:U mite aswel stab me trew da belly.

Healthy Guy:Nah, then all the lard will come out.

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exercisous

Enabling or promoting exercise, effective at making you more fit.

I used to walk every morning, but I switched to bicycling because it's more exercisous.

Exercise

A dark art (that is unfortuently necessary) performed by either:
1. Normal people who wish to lose weight, god help them.
2. Obnoxious, condescending, moronic, unfunny twats who pick on overweight people because they want to depress them even further. They're also known as oxygen wasters.

Overweight Person: I feel like I need to lose weight, pronto.
Oxygen Waster: lol lardy stumak
Overweight Person: That didn't make any sense.
Oxygen Waster: lol ur fat
Overweight Person: That's why I came to do exercise - Jesus Christ were you fucking dropped on your head as a daily procedure?
Oxygen Waster: lol i have the iq of a potato salad

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