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An exotic pet with a very short temper. Has a severe case of dyslexia and lives under the dilusion that it can teach math. Is usually kept in a zoo if one is released into the wild it can be extremely dangerous.
I replaced my guard dogs with Miurs
the hottest rapper since 50 cent. he got shot 9 times in his ear. that's what makes his lyrics so hardcore.
"i can't hear nothin outta my left headphone! turn my headphones up!!! turn them shits up nigga!!!" - Fisticuff's tightest lyrics
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A side pony tail.worn by jocks,dalkey girls and mounties.
OMG! That raging sider is totally ragorific!
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yet another euphemism for the penis.
I got my baby stick pierced. I was really nervous and had to have a few drinks in me to work up the courage. But Jerry says he thinks it is sexy. He also says he likes the sensation.
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a derogatory nickname for a fat blonde girl
spam = fat
pamela = blonde
Priest: I accidentally christened that girl "Spamela" and her parents twatted me across the head with a shovel
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A type of freudian dick crème.
When Iâm feeling a bit raunchy, I reach for a tube of Elizabeth Arden Crème. When I was a child me ma used this on her chapped lips, but me, I uses this on me Duke of Sussex. And spend the rest of me day effing and jeffing meself as when I were a wee lad.