Twatted

1. To be hit on the head by another head or occasionally a fist.
2. To be very, very drunk,

1. "...this chav tried to steal my burger so I twatted him one..."
2. "I was so twatted last night, I still can't see who I'm sleeping with..."

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Twatted

The past tense of "tweeting" on Twitter.


Meridith Vieira: "Oh, do you Twitter? Tweet?"

Stephen Colbert: "I have twatted."

Meridith Vieira: "Actually, so have I."

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Twatted

To shove something up one's vaginal canal/twat in an effort to hide the object in it's entirely from a prying source.

"I totally twatted my bowl after we got pulled over by the cops when we were hotboxing my Honda Fit"

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Twatted

The past tense of posting a witter, to tweet, to have twatted.

I have twatted this to twitter.

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Twatted

1. The act of being accosted by a twat.

2. When a Twatty person bruises your aura simply with their presence.

1. DUDE I WAS HOOKING UP WITH THIS CHICK AND SHE TWATTED ME!

2. Oh my god. That giant twat, Belinda totally came over here and twatted on my personal space while I was flirting with Horatio!

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Twatted

Past tense for multiple tweets on Twitter.

I knew Ian was getting married because Armando twatted it out last week!

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Twatted

Twatted:appended to#13 Twitter on the shitter (by either or both sexes).Implied meaning becomes an addiction to Twitter to the extent of spending way too much time on it.

Ass Demons couldn't keep me from Twitter,so I twatted to my heart's content.

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