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One who cleans up at the adult peep show.
I got fired from 7-11 and all I could find was a jismopper position at Sallie's Sex Shop.
10π 2π
To masterbate with car oil.
Jessie had to relax so he jiffylubed it.
17π 19π
Bigger and badder then amherst and the WW combined. don't think you can fuck with kerrwood and get away with it...baddest motha fuckas in burke
my goddess. the sexiest woman on the planet.
Gabrielle was born on October 29, 1973 in Omaha, Nebraska. However, at the age of 8, her family moved to Pleasanton, CA, where she grew up and attended high school. In high school, Union was an all-star point guard and a year round athlete participating in soccer, basketball, and track. After high school Gabrielle attended college at University of Nebraska, where she played on the soccer team; and then later transferred to Cuesta College. Eventually she ended up at UCLA. On her way to law school, just planning on being a working stiff, things started to happen during her senior year. Gabrielle had a college internship at a L.A. modeling agency, she thought it would be an easy way to pick up some extra credits. Little did she know that clients were eyeing the help. Upon the completion of the internship, she was asked to become a client with the agency. Gabby thought of it as a great way to pay off a stack of college loans, and modeled until her agent found that she could actually act. Her first audition/job was landed with out any headshots, on Saved by the Bell. Since then she has went on to have many small but substantial film roles and has guest starred on several hit TV shows, all before landing the role of Dr. Courtney Ellis, on CBS' short lived medical drama City of Angels. Although she plays parts that are opinionated and strong, Gabrielle believes that, "Hollywood needs to recognize all shades of African American beauty." Gabrielle is a graduate of UCLA with honors, in sociology, and is married to Chris Howard.
Gabrielle Union was in the movie Bad Boys II
111π 26π
an individual - most often a skanky woman - who engages in sexual acts in exchange for crack or powder cocaine
That fucking coke slut tried to steal my wallet, so I punched her in the nose.
74π 12π
of the vagina
small white jewels worn around the labia after the act of coitus with an unsheathed man.
sperm hanging from pubes.
"look at what Lord Harvey gave me" exclaimed veronica upon her return. she crossed the drawing room to where i was sitting and lifted her dress to reveal a string of fuck beads gracefully draped around her minge.
from 'sense and cunt-jewelery' jane austin
29π 11π
A saying similar to oh shit but one would use it in a far more serious situation.
OH CRABS, I'm of wotsits
13π 38π