Wal Mart

Why haul your lazy unemployed ass 50 feet into the store when you can park in the fire lane?

The only time K-Mart is busy is when the fire lane at Wal-Mart is full of piece of crap cars and 4 wheel pickup trucks. The parking lot can be half full, but the rednecks still park in the fire lane.

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stone temple pilots

one of the best rock bands to ever walk the earth. it's a tossup between them and nirvana.

stp rocks

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Smongi

A human being that is deficient in certain chromasomes so as to render them incapable of existing as a normal member of society.

Similiar to Mong, Mongoloid, etc

"Theres this fucking bitch retard at work - she's such a fucking Smongi"

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day of defeat

A WW2 based mod of half-life. You should not compare it with CS since the two are completely different exept for the fact that its a first person shooter with 2 teams.

didnt u hear me the first time?

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Minnesota

Boring-ass state of 5 million conservative hillbillies trying to prove to the world how hip and liberal they really aren't.

Arkansas has twice as many teeth as Minnesota.

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mang

Plain and simple, this was started by the Mexicans. It's their way of saying "Man".. This is due to the Mexican accent converted to English. Now people say 'mang' because it's (1) different and (2) humorous.

"What's up, mang?"

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squingee muffins

Muffins filled with splooge.

Dana made squingee muffins for his brother for his birthday, but the funny thing is Dana didnt have a brother.

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