Certofoed

1. A foolish or stupid person.
2. A person of profound mental retardation having a mental age below three years and generally being unable to learn connected speech or guard against common dangers. The term belongs to a classification system no longer in use and is now considered offensive.

1. My mom did drugs when she was pregnant and now I'm a certofoed.

2. You're such a certofoed

taco fest

event comprising mostly of women

-opposite of a sausage party

lilith fair was a huge taco fest

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IRL

Indy Racing League: A breakaway from CART which uses no turbo or superchagers on their cars, and thus the cars are cheaper. This was meant to allow lower funded teams to compete, but resulted in many incompetent teams and, in its early days, wrecks on the pace lap. The IRL's main event is the Indy 500, which used to be a CART event.

IRL drove me away from open wheel racing and back to NASCAR.

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flitz

Flitz means to make out when other people are around.

She and I flitzed at Sam's party until we had to leave.

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bob marley

holds the record for most weed smoked in a day.
the king of reggae music. from jamacia. required by his religion to smoke weed.

bob marley is my hero

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Agony Dispute

A NARDCORE band from OXNARD!!!

oxnard hardccore

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1337

the mark of a leet n00b. (in the leet alphabet '1337' actually means IEET wich is no existing word. therefore outwrite stating to the l_337 l\l1l\ly45 out there, that they are a uber n00b)

im so 1337, im thriteen and have no concept of reality so i copy what other people are doing and have no grasp of what image i am portraying to the world.

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