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taco fest

event comprising mostly of women

-opposite of a sausage party

lilith fair was a huge taco fest

by jacob March 24, 2003

456πŸ‘ 109πŸ‘Ž


IRL

Indy Racing League: A breakaway from CART which uses no turbo or superchagers on their cars, and thus the cars are cheaper. This was meant to allow lower funded teams to compete, but resulted in many incompetent teams and, in its early days, wrecks on the pace lap. The IRL's main event is the Indy 500, which used to be a CART event.

IRL drove me away from open wheel racing and back to NASCAR.

by jacob November 12, 2003

125πŸ‘ 165πŸ‘Ž


Simple Plan

Crappy band that has a lead singer that sounds like a Pre-teen girl. One of the many bands that are driving the rock genre into the ground.

Thanks to bands like simple plan rap is taking over and rock is going downhill.

by jacob January 31, 2005

90πŸ‘ 84πŸ‘Ž


cowfucker

context:
1-"would you rather fuck a cow or an anus filled with magma?"
2-"a cow"
1-"cowfucker."

1- person one asks a second person if they'd rather fuck a cow or _________(something 100 times more repulsive).
2- answers "cow"
3- responds with "cowfucker." this is the only reason this game is played- to call someone "cowfucker."

stems from the obscure movie "kicking and screaming."

1.
a-"would you rather fuck a cow or an anus filled with magma?"
b-"a cow"
a-"cowfucker."

2.
a-"would you rather fuck a cow or a shotgun barrel filled with herpes and could shoot at any moment.?"
b-"i abstain."
a-"damn straight"

by jacob June 23, 2004

19πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


turkey noodles

1. A bowl of noodle soup with turkey in it.

2. A psychotic expression when a person feels like he'll go insane for a certain reason.

1. I had some turkey noodles for lunch and I wish I haven't.

2. Kyle ran about the room screaming "TURKEY NOODLES! TURKEY NOODLES! BORT! BORT!" because his dog was barking like mad.

by jacob January 8, 2003

1πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


whoody doo

1) An exclamation along the lines of woohoo and yahoo.
2) Replaces "whatever" or "I dont care" in a sentence.

Whoody doo! I just won the lottery!

*to the teacher* I didn't do my homework, whoody doo.

by jacob September 12, 2003

2πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


krunk

ecstatic and intoxicated. used in reference to celebration.

Let's go to the club tonight and get "krunk". We're celebrating the new millenium.

by jacob March 10, 2005

18πŸ‘ 48πŸ‘Ž