Weeble

the shit nuggets that get caught in your ass hair

i have weebles

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smeggle

When a man with a foreskin covers the the head of his male lovers penis with his foreskin the two are smeggleing

Jonny you down to smeggle later?

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republican

an individual who is willing to sacrifice themlives of other people's children so long as his children are not at risk.
one who would have his country revert back to the 19th century if he could find any way to make it happen.
an individual who is willing to lie to the whole world in order to coax them into war.
a total assclown. see also George W. Bush

i can't believe George told the whole world that Iraq had weapons of mass destruction, and now, thousands of deaths later there aren't any.

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ambulance chaser

typically a lawyer who can be found in hospital emergency rooms soliciting business in regard to the circumstance of the patients therein. it is as if the lawyer had chased the ambulance from the accident scene to the hospital. typically a dishonest person.

"Don't take my word for it", said the ambulance chaser, "I can get you some phat cash for that traffic accident you caused."

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Smalls Disease

A person that masterbates 21 or more times a week. A person with smalls disease is usually over 6 feet tall and have the first name brendan, once you have this disease there is no turning back. Symptoms include; small dick, increase in height, and red har. If symptoms occur seek help immediately

Brendan i didn't know you had smalls disease, that is sick, go away.

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pencil-to-paper

A shortened form of "pencil to paper", meaning taking an HB pencil and solving mathematics on a regular sheet of lined paper.

Joseph, can we get some pencil-to-paper going please?

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barnold

well barnold is a man of many words. most of them are dumb ones. he had 10 dads come to parent night during the football season. his mother is a kind little house wife with a past like one of a whore. a normal day for barnold consist of going to school and wasting time during class looking up colledge schools with the name like th philly funk and what not. then he goes to lunch and trys to make long distance shot from his seat to the garbge can while shouting "koby" knowing dam well that koby is a tall black man and not a short fat white boy from the berbs. then he goes home and waste the wrest of his free time on madden 05 trying to make the 49ers a team worth talking about. when we all know that the only way the 49ers will see another superbowl is when hell freezes over and the whole team dies in a plane crash. barnold is a sad man and his mom is a whore/house wife. and his sister is hot!

"mmmm barnolds mom gives good head.and his sisters tittys are amazing"

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