yoda

The most bad ass mutha fuckin Jedi Masta, Not master, cuz as we all know Yoda is a tru gangsta. He lives up in the Degoba system and he's under 3 feet tall and can bust yo ass in a blink of an eye.

In the words of Yoda. "Judge me by my size do you?"

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Charlie Kaufman

Arguably the greatest and most original screenwriter currently working. He's the master behind;

- Being John Malkovich
- Adaptation
- Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
- Confessions of a Dangerous Mind
- Human Nature

He has had two past Oscar nominations for Best Screenplay and this year has been nominated for this third for "Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind," his best to date.

If Kaufman doesn't take him his Oscar, then this will be my last time watching the Academy Awards.

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slambore

Even wors than a slamhog.

I cant think of one person that slambore hasnt slept with.

friction burn

what happens when you beat off too much too fast not using lubricant...

Girl: why is ur penis all red and brusied?
boy: thats friction burn baby!

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dumbknocker

An annoying and bothersome person. Originally derived from the person who knocks very loudly on the door because he thinks someone is home and avoiding them by not answering.

that Wally is such a dumbknocker.

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Bombdiggity

Just a different, more creative way to compliment someone. This word must be prefaced with the word "The".

You're awesome You're frickin' great! You're the BombDiggity!

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knockles

the knuckles on your toes

Alison won me over by walking on her knockles.

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