Even

An unknown action that somehow is necessary to life. Shocking events, positive or negative, sometimes inhibit a person from being able to 'even', resulting in the person 'literally dying'.

Scholars are unsure about what bodily functions are described by the word 'even'.

I'm literally dying because I can't even.

That event that unfolded before my eyes was so startling and against my expectations, that I have lost all my ability to even. Please call an ambulance.

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Even

The name of an incredibly handsome, sexy, big dicked, hung, jacked, ripped, anabolic, well-groomed, beautiful, slippery, big-handed, womanizing and perfect male individual. They're usually very good at the sex.

Oh man, that Even sure has a big dick!

Oh my god, i wish i had someone named Even in my life!

Oh my god, Even is so incredibly handsome, sexy, big dicked, hung, jacked, ripped, anabolic, well-groomed, beautiful, slippery, big-handed, womanizing and such a perfect male individual. He is also good at the sex.

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Even

Scandinavian name

A person with a great personality and a big... heart.

He use most of his energy to make others happy, but barely have enough left to make himself happy.

His humor is one of a kind, and he love to make dry and edgy jokes.

"Even told me a soooo bad joke that its good, i can't stop dying of laughter inside."

*Gets a compliment* "Aww, did you just do an Even? I cant even..."

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Even

Even is a disease men can get if they spend too much time masturbating.
It causes their penis to fall off, makes them enjoy Donald Duck & Co, and turns their hair red.

"Oh no! I've gotten Even! How will I go on?! I knew I shouldn't have watched that last porno movie!"

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not even

you are disputing a statement

He said he was from Wanganui and I was like "not even!"

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An Evening with

Usually a concert where there is no opening band and the main act performs a longer set than usual. Usually takes place in a smaller venue such as a club.

Dude I got tickets to "An Evening with Coheed And Cambria"

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even if

A phrase used by parents, bosses, supervisor or any person in a position of authority to all the stupid "what if" questions that are raised in a given situation.

Mom: "Put your toys away we are going to Grandma's."
Kid: "What I don't want to go?"
Mom: "We are going to Grandma's even if I have to drag you there."

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