cuntsticks

I thought it was an old witches implement for the application of entheogenic pastes to the semi-permeable membranes inside the cunt.

'ere Gytha get some of this henbane on ya cuntstick and we can go trippin'

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talk to the hand

What a teenage girl says to someone who is interrupting her. She may also say it if she doesn't care or doesn't want to talk to them.

Julie said "talk to the hand" to the geeky boy.

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fascist whore

noun

1. One who compromises the ideals of tolerance or justice either for personal gain or for the acceptance of others.

Did you hear that that lawyer stopped working for the NAACP? He works at the Heritage Foundation and gets paid twice as much. What a fascist whore!

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fuckwittage

Used first in Bridget Jones' Diary, it has now become a synonym for the mindgames men play when dating. It can also be applied to women in rare cases.
It can be preceded by "emotional" to make it about manipulating emotions or just plain "fuckwittage"

Girl 1: Oh Dan said he loved me but he's not ready for a relationship
Girl 2: That's just emotional fuckwittage. Get out of the relationship!

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uliboob

V. uliboob
-- To perform the act of placing an object ;(preferably a childs plastic golf club) between ones legs in the crotch region;(either performed from the front or behind) While exclaiming the term 'uliboob' loudly.

She uliboobs me all of the time now.

He really likes to get an uliboob.

My uliboober was broken, but i fixed it with some duct tape.

the uliboobee is the one that is getting uliboobed, by the uliboober.

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sprog

1. derogative term for an unpleasent child.

2. illigitimate offspring

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mif

Mom I fucked. (A take off on American Pie.)

How often do you think a milf becomes a mif?

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