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A tattoo artist that intentionally hides an erect or flaccid penis within the artwork of the tattoo that they are working on for no particular reason. Usually these tattoo artists take great pride at hiding their marvelous penis artwork from a majority of most people's eyes and is very hard to find to the untrained eye. Perfect
After saving my hard-earned money for 3 years, laboring day and night with blisters on my hands and feet, I finally got enough money together for the rocket ship tattoo on my back I've been saving up for. But lo and behold, my tattoo artist was a dick fly and I now have the world's largest boner on my back.
This is the greatest complement a woman can be called when she is above and beyond number 10 on the hot scale. The woman must be dressed most sexiest outfit, bedazzled in all of her bling and sexy as fuuuuuuck.
That girl Julie is a real dafoxx!
This is a flirtatious gesture that one male receives from another male, in either a truck stop, rest stop or bus station bathroom, to invite the man standing in the piss stall next to you, to engage in some sort of sexual activity.. on the down low.
I can't believe that big Burly redneck just tinklewinked me off i75 exit 666.
Pottonmouth fever is the next level of Xerostomia (dry mouth) when one partakes in the use of marijuana smoking. Symptoms may include: hot sweats, raised body temperature,
an intense craving for cold beverages, the illusion of wearing a chin necklace or a headband, slurred speech, irrational decision-making and an overtly intense, ravenous thirst that would make you sell your grandma to a black market sex slave ring for a bottle of ice cold Arrowhead Water.
Duuude, I just smoked an ounce of weed with my daughter and some guy's wife and we all have a bad case of pottonmouth fever. I'm reluctant to inform you that we have sold your grandmother to the Zulu Nation Gangbang Division for $3.00 worth of delicious, refreshing water.
The ring of shit encrusted around your cocksucking lips after taking a giant schlong from ass to mouth. Bon appetit
I really thought I got a great deal on the balloon artist for my kids birthday party until I came to the horrifying realization that all the balloon animals were wearing an Oliver's collar.
To be called a Mr. tank is the greatest compliment one can possibly receive From anyone. It surpasses the word "cool", transcending all of the standard adjectives like, "bad ass", "awesome" and "wicked".
That guy is a God â no... even better, he is a Mr. tank!
Nickel prick can be used in several different manners. To call somebody a nickel prick is the equivalent of calling them stupid or retarded. The other meaning would be to describe somebody that is a cheapskate. The word was originated by a famous thoroughbred horse trainer by the name of Jack Garrison of Enumclaw, Washington. According to legend, back in 1956, Jack Garrison "coined" the phrase when one of his horse owners wouldn't pay him the full training and board for their horse.
That son of a bitch is a two bit nickel prick!