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This is the greatest complement a woman can be called when she is above and beyond number 10 on the hot scale. The woman must be dressed most sexiest outfit, bedazzled in all of her bling and sexy as fuuuuuuck.
That girl Julie is a real dafoxx!
To be called a Mr. tank is the greatest compliment one can possibly receive From anyone. It surpasses the word "cool", transcending all of the standard adjectives like, "bad ass", "awesome" and "wicked".
That guy is a God â no... even better, he is a Mr. tank!
A tattoo artist that intentionally hides an erect or flaccid penis within the artwork of the tattoo that they are working on for no particular reason. Usually these tattoo artists take great pride at hiding their marvelous penis artwork from a majority of most people's eyes and is very hard to find to the untrained eye. Perfect
After saving my hard-earned money for 3 years, laboring day and night with blisters on my hands and feet, I finally got enough money together for the rocket ship tattoo on my back I've been saving up for. But lo and behold, my tattoo artist was a dick fly and I now have the world's largest boner on my back.
Monkey puffing is when you are smoking an illicit substance (usually meth) with the use of a glass bubble pipe and instead of sucking the smoke normally, you hit it while pushing little puffs of air in and out using your cheeks, resembling the sound a little monkey makes. The purpose of this method is to a. Check the quality of the substance that you're smoking to see if the smoke falls or rises, due to being stomped on b. For some strange reason you get bigger hits c. It annoys the living piss out of the people you're smoking with so MAYBE they'll go away and stop smoking your dope.
I just saw Julie monkeypuff the new shit we got and she fell over dead! There must be fentanyl in it.
The ring of shit encrusted around your cocksucking lips after taking a giant schlong from ass to mouth. Bon appetit
I really thought I got a great deal on the balloon artist for my kids birthday party until I came to the horrifying realization that all the balloon animals were wearing an Oliver's collar.
Ashwini is the gentle air currents that pulls orbs of light and glittering pollen through ways of light that create a magnificent show of beauty.
Ashwini is why shit looks fabulous. It is the under-workings of beauty in motion.
Pottonmouth fever is the next level of Xerostomia (dry mouth) when one partakes in the use of marijuana smoking. Symptoms may include: hot sweats, raised body temperature,
an intense craving for cold beverages, the illusion of wearing a chin necklace or a headband, slurred speech, irrational decision-making and an overtly intense, ravenous thirst that would make you sell your grandma to a black market sex slave ring for a bottle of ice cold Arrowhead Water.
Duuude, I just smoked an ounce of weed with my daughter and some guy's wife and we all have a bad case of pottonmouth fever. I'm reluctant to inform you that we have sold your grandmother to the Zulu Nation Gangbang Division for $3.00 worth of delicious, refreshing water.