sprawl

what old people do when one kicks away their walking sticks

Look at that old person sprawlled all over the pavement

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5190

Definition of a typical asian female, 5 feet 1 inches and 90 lbs.

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fifty-one ninety

I went to an asian club last night and all I saw were 5190s.

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bedonkeydonk

A big, round, muscular ass on a woman.

"Man, check out the bedonkydonk on that bitch!"

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Gravel Samsonfrof

A name that gets called out at a graduation ceromony beacause the school's too fucking dumb to pronounce Paul Samsonov.

"GRAVEL SAMSONFROF!!...GRAVEL SAMSONOFROF!! Is there a Gravel Samsonofrof here?!! Please come up to recieve your deploma for the the Centennial High School completion.

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babeesh

food

Let's get some babeesh, cause I'm starving.

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homosofagasorus

The ONLY gay dinosaur

OH NO! HERE COMES HOMOSOFAGASORUS! HEAD FOR THE HILLS! ZEE COCK IS IN TOWN!!!!

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crapshit

crap, with shit added

WOH FUCK i stepped in some crapshit

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